Cheating Advice

How to keep your woman after you cheated

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You got Caught Cheating! Now what?

You have two options available to you. The first option is to come up with some five star bullshit which will be addressed in the remainder of this article. The second option is to tell the truth. While the truth may be not be favorable it has two advantages. The first advantage is that it shows that you respect her enough not to lie. This goes a long way. You may have no meant to hurt her by cheating, but you did. So now it’s time to own that and make her understand that you still love her. That’s going to take time.

You Should Have Been Ready for Consequences After Cheating

There is going to at least be a short period afterward where she doesn’t want to talk to you, see you, or know that you’re alive. If the situation has been left unresolved, this is a good sign. Why? Because she hasn’t completely pulled the plug on your relationship yet. She’s talking to her friends and they’re telling her what a cheating douche bag you are. She’s saying that you’re really sweet, but yeah, you’re a douche bag, but you’re still pretty sweet and you had that time together and it was good. If she pulled the plug and told you to fuck off, then you still have some options.

Act like you’re super sad

That means no hooking up with other girls. It means being sad a lot, especially in front of other people. It means not going out when your friends ask you if you want to go out. It means in general moping around where everyone can see you. Eventually word will get back that you’re a complete mess and distraught, and she will swoop in to save you like the lost puppy you are. No one gets rid of their puppy just for shitting on their rug. Right? Well, it’s the same with you if you play your cards right.

Five Star Bullshit for keeping her after cheating

I cheated because I was scared because this relationship is so awesome I love you

Some variation of this is a great place to start: I’ve never felt this way before. I’m not sure what I want. I really really love you. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. I’m scared of screwing this up. I know eventually you’re going to find someone better. I’m a stupid piece of shit. You can do better. I love you.

This is effective for two reasons. Firstly, it lets them know that this didn’t happen just because you found someone else you liked better. It also let’s them know that they’re the most special person ever to you. It appeals to their ego, and once again it plays up the lost puppy thing that girls really love. So you shit on her rug? You won’t shit on her rug forever. You don’t want to shit on her rug. You want to make sure you’re shitting in the right place all the time.

Girls want to feel like there life is a perfect story. This kind of drama is not a deal breaker because it gives them a narrative in which they can be a hero. They’re the girl that civilized the noble savage. Even though it’s a lot of crap, it still works.